Downtown Delivery Guy

Click the play button below to hear some of the subtleties of the Chinese language.

Hippies have penetrated the BP gas station at 3rd ave s and E. Franklin.  If you can’t read the wet cement writing it says “Thanks for Killing the Earth.” Word to the wise everything you own came her on a truck, your ironic t-shirts, guitar and bicycle all were driven here on a truck getting 4 mpg. Peace

These pictures clearly show what a stolen cable connection looks like. Notice how the cable runs from the line and not from the pole. Also it enters the building through a vent. My hate of comcast keeps me from listing the address.

Hi all. It has been some time since my last post and I’m going to take a fresh stab at proving fresh content on this blog. To kick things off we have been having some weird weather lately. This is a picture of some of hail near on e 14th st.

This is a friendly note posted near the delivery computer at the restaurant.

My boss Anna has done very well for herself given her lackluster grasp of the english languages. Today at the bar she said “The only thing that I Drink is Sex on the Lake.” She said this in front of several members of her staff and was perplexed why everyone was laughing at her. 

This picture was shot on 2nd ave. s. near at 7th. In this bus stop there are not 1 or 2 but actually 3 vehicles parked in the bus stop. I like how as soon as one person parks illegally two more decide that it’s ok. Everyone know where I stand on the issue of short term parking form my illicit parking guide.

This parking lot on W Grant st. is quite possibly the number one location for double parking in Minneapolis. This strip mall has a super america, lotus, liquor store, dry cleaner and a gay paraphernalia store. People are so rude and lock up the entire lot. I would like to say that I’m not an offender but that would be a lie.

This is so gross. This plunger was on a carpeted floor on the second level of an apartment building in the 25XX block of Lyndale ave s. I would like to add that this is not the first instants of communal plunger I’ve seen. There have been 2 other occasions always in the near uptown.

What is the best way to prevent someone from pulling a fire alarm. Put a cactus in front of it. Honestly what the hell are the people who manage the apartments at 22 e 22^nd st. thinking? The alarm is on the other side of non-moveable glass. It’s not like it’s on the other side of a door.