Downtown Delivery Guy

Anna teaches us Chinese

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:24:32 +0000

Click the play button below to hear some of the subtleties of the Chinese language.

Hippies at the BP

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:33:00 +0000

Hippies have penetrated the BP gas station at 3rd ave s and E. Franklin. If you can’t read the wet cement writing it says “Thanks for Killing the Earth.” Word to the wise everything you own came her on a truck, your ironic t-shirts, guitar and bicycle all were driven here on a truck getting 4 mpg. Peace

Stolen Cable Anyone?

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:33:49 +0000

These pictures clearly show what a stolen cable connection looks like. Notice how the cable runs from the line and not from the pole. Also it enters the building through a vent. My hate of comcast keeps me from listing the address.

Hail

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:50:18 +0000

Hi all. It has been some time since my last post and I’m going to take a fresh stab at proving fresh content on this blog. To kick things off we have been having some weird weather lately. This is a picture of some of hail near on e 14th st.

a friendly note

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:52:28 +0000

This is a friendly note posted near the delivery computer at the restaurant.

Annaism: Sex on the beach?

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:06:48 +0000

My boss Anna has done very well for herself given her lackluster grasp of the english languages. Today at the bar she said “The only thing that I Drink is Sex on the Lake.” She said this in front of several members of her staff and was perplexed why everyone was laughing at her.

Bus Stop Parking

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:54:20 +0000

This picture was shot on 2nd ave. s. near at 7th. In this bus stop there are not 1 or 2 but actually 3 vehicles parked in the bus stop. I like how as soon as one person parks illegally two more decide that it’s ok. Everyone know where I stand on the issue of short term parking form my illicit parking guide.

Double Parked Disaster

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:20:45 +0000

This parking lot on W Grant st. is quite possibly the number one location for double parking in Minneapolis. This strip mall has a super america, lotus, liquor store, dry cleaner and a gay paraphernalia store. People are so rude and lock up the entire lot. I would like to say that I’m not an offender but that would be a lie.

Advert Your Eye: Communal Plunger

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:53:37 +0000

This is so gross. This plunger was on a carpeted floor on the second level of an apartment building in the 25XX block of Lyndale ave s. I would like to add that this is not the first instants of communal plunger I’ve seen. There have been 2 other occasions always in the near uptown.

Don’t Touch That Fire Alarm

DowntownDeliveryGuy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:23:31 +0000

What is the best way to prevent someone from pulling a fire alarm. Put a cactus in front of it. Honestly what the hell are the people who manage the apartments at 22 e 22^nd st. thinking? The alarm is on the other side of non-moveable glass. It’s not like it’s on the other side of a door.